1. Feminists
Me: So when we go to New York this summer, how 'bout we visit Seneca Falls?
DB: Why not Niagara Falls?
Me: Huh?
DB: What's there?
Me: The seat of the women's suffrage movement.
DB: Oh. So it's not a waterfall?
2. Tactful
Lola: Happy Birthday! What are you, 28?
Me: No. I'm 44. No one in their right mind would believe I'm 28.
Lola: Maybe you had plastic surgery that went wrong.
3 comments:
Did I miss your birthday? I am worried that I have become the worst friend EVER, partly because I may have missed your birthday, and partly because I accidentally yelled at you and our colleague Strong Sad last week.
You look WAY younger than 44. You look 36.
I love you.
lol! gotta love those family members or else you'd kill 'em! :)
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Love that Lola!
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