Second batch: I can't believe it's not butter!

Actually, it IS butter. Body butter. And it's marvelously . . . well, buttery. And awesome.

After I tweaked my recipe a little bit and learned from the experts a little about how to prevent the issues of lumps and stuff, I made a second batch. This time I left out the essential oils, just in case they were part of the problem.

Pros:

• ExACTly like butter--smooth, silky, soft, and buttery yellow
• Smells like chocolate (cocoa butter)
• Easy to rub on

Cons:

• Ease of application means no more intense full-body massage
• I can't stop sniffing my arms, which might look odd (so far I have refrained from actually licking my arms, which is a plus)

Next time I'm going to add a little cornstarch, which they say is useful for cutting down greasiness. Then I'll just about be ready for production. Place your order now and start saving your containers.