Saturday, October 8

Found

Daltonboy, jr.: Hey, look! [holds up staple remover, clamping its little jaws] I found this staple vampire in my room.

Me: Um. That would have come in real handy yesterday, when I had to pick out sixty staples with my fingernails [my really long fingernails, that I can't cut because I have no clippers].

DBJ: Heh, heh.

Me: So. Did you read my blog, or what?

DBJ: Huh?

Me: I just blogged about all this lost stuff, and that was one of the things.

DBJ: Oh. Well, now you'll have something else to blog about. Hee, hee.

Yeah, blog this, kid.

3 comments:

Nemesis said...

Hee. Hee hee. Sorry, I know DBJ must die and everything, but you gotta laugh.

Cicada said...

Maybe I should make a post called "Parts of the bathroom my brother didn't clean" and see what happens...

Cooper said...

Ha... I'm really starting to like this kid.